Joke of the Day
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get-acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if
he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that president Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal
too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom,
the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your
saxophone."
Thought of the Day
The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, Not the triumph of any one force.
-- Max Eastman (1883-1969)
Source: Reflections on the Failure of Socialism, 1955
